i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i’m on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self’s ability to read a book a day instead
can they make a being hydrated that doesn’t have you pissing at emergency levels every 34 minutes
having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they’re just cousins
The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself
The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET
I have been told to reblog this as USPS propaganda.
USPSPSPS
Several minutes of Commander Riker saying “based”
me scrolling my mutuals’ posts
i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some